Capital A capital L Australian Literature

I am in a book club and there are some books that I love and some that I do not.

A fair swag of it is Oz lit and I am trying to pinpoint what it is that riles me so about the more vaunted tomes.

I honestly think part of it is a modern cultural cringe where they feel that they have to write - so beautifully they do write- about harshness and despair at nearly every turn.

 You get to the point as a reader that you mistrust even the slightest glimmer of hope because you know that it will be spectacularly extinguished by the absolutely woeful "shit happens and then you live miserably in filth" ending they learned in Capital A capital L Australian Literature 101.

I just finished Denizen. Gorgeous writing. Nailed the above.

Prior to that I failed to finish Salt and Skin - the whole time I felt like I had read it before (perhaps I had or perhaps it's cookie cutter AL).

Please offer me something to disprove my theory - or lament with me

Two oh two three...

Welcome to the year.

I would first like to inform you that I have managed to fulfil one of those (always in the long run wrecked) sub-conscious resolutions, to keep diary! (okay, fair enough, for one day - but on the upside -  for ONE WHOLE DAY!)

Of course, I remembered it at 11pm so its already a tenuous prospect.

Last year was a very mixed bag.

• It began with unblogged issues regarding a work situation.
• Then threats of floods.
• Then cancer.
• Then treatment.

The whole litany wasn't dreadful - there are indeed good things mixed in the not so good things in the above.

But the overall IMPRESSION of the year is one of those really dark paintings with some gold flecks highlighting (sometimes ironically) other things.

• Paris is now a high schooler
• ergo, V is now the male parent of an adolescent.  That is going as well as can be expected
  
• unfortunately with a side-salad of holy cow, I am the mother of one.  Eek
  
• House stuff happened.  House next door stuff happened.
  
• Work stuff happened (in fact, this statement is sprinkled liberally through)
  
• Family stuff happened (and keeps on happening)
  
• Covid hit
  

'Salina is all grown up and a well-regarded allied-health professional, doing well and enjoying what she does for a living.  We are still looking for some photos of the first ever orthotics that she made when V came into our lives!!

Eddie grew very old in November and we took him to the vet in December.  They said whatever we did would be palliative and then we got what medicine was available for his competing old-aged woes.  

It worked until it didn't and we said goodbye to him last Thursday.

Poor boy boy.

So 2023 has a clean slate on which to write.  I have some goals to try to achieve this year and might have to start taking being a grown up seriously.

Who knows if I will write more or stress less - but I can but try. 

So I am hopeful for the year ahead.

Possibly wary, but hey, we got through 2022.

The organisation skills of a newt*

Quite chuffed as I am at the start of a 2 week holiday.

Right on the edge. Toes curling over the threshold and contemplating the temperature of the water before diving in.

Ahead of me there is some chop, I can tell you.

For a start, I have continued the tradition of leaving the majority of the shopping for detritus and tat to the last three possible days of the year to indulge thus.

( I will return but writing is currently competing with

...)

(Back now - grumpy old man tried to gum me for attention)

Where was I?

Oh, little time, sosietal pressures and leisure - and the organisation skills scale and whereupon this scale sits the newt ** - and where me?

So tomorrow will have at least one and up to three trips to town. Now, town is not within walking distance nor cycling ability - and the round trip is 30-50 km (18-31 miles). 

One little bit of my brain whispered "you could catch the bus" and because I am on holidays, it comes a possibility that is technically feasible.

Alas, it has become a bit of a hole in the bucket fiasco... ***

I have got 3 big ticket items to check tomorrow. 

We have hair appointments.

I need to trim but omg Paris is not a little cutie any more but is taller than I and is all about the hair (and the fashion and I am hoping this land at the top of the faraway tree change soon and usher in a more benign obsession) ****

We need to see the Christmas lights, an annual occurrence and semi-guaranteed to bring on obnoxious weather. 

I will need to address the budget, and see where in the balance of "respecter of the environment" and "guilty bearer of ill-bought material goods" I fall. 

Although I do have a handle on home-made dross.

These are the biscuits that didn't make the cut on Saturday to be gifted to my workmates today.

I have been assured that there are no calories between the US Thanksgiving and the 2nd if January.

The day after tomorrow is the 13th birthday.

* I don't actually have the science on any -ology of newts. I know their eyes are referred to in cauldron -lore.

** As said above, I cannot cite any actual peer reviewed studies of the organisation skills of newts and it is possible that I am being quite species-ist to suggest that my skills are automatically superior to an animal that I couldn't pick out of a line up.

*** The local bus company has recently been sold and there is no information on their webpage about (a) ticketing and how they approach it in the modern era, (b) if it is compatible with the card that I had to use in Brisbane the last time I took public transport about 18 months ago and (C) how to actually obtain the card in the first place.

**** We have lived through Frozen, slime, secret detective clubs, dogs, vet clinics, reading eggs and Roblox already. 

-a-thon

(waaaay) back in the day, the little school that I went to did an annual (at least 2 years running) walk-a-thon.

The walk-a-thon started at the school at crack-of-dawn o'clock.

Various categories got off to a staggered start. 

Little and slow kicked off first to allow time for stringing out.

Then the couldas and shouldas made their move through this undulating landscape, one year so crisp and brown, the next if verdant green.

Last were the serious contenders - frothing at the mouths, chomping at their bits, jumping out of their smart, white socks to eat up the 24 km out to the dam.

(I, of course, can only imagine the latter category, as I was never in a position to witness it firsthand.)

Back in the day, of course, anything-a-thons were all the rage.

You were forced to write to relatives far and wide and explain the plight of the charity of choice; and the possibility of you -thonning the whatever-a forming part of a solution; and the fact of them promising coppers-per-whatever for the a-thon would be the other part of the puzzle.

There would be great competition as to who got the most pledged - just for the glory, no incentive prizes needed.

And this was back in the day. The 70s had a lotof things going for it - fashion, music, movies - but it also had 1c and 2c pieces and they were used!it was a simpler time, where very few ruined the ethos of the a-thon by making straight donations to the cause - oh no, it was multiplying lots of 24s (if you were able to stagger that far).

According to my memory I made it both times - a blistered, sun-burned, sweaty and possibly sweary child, in one instance bleeding.

My triumph was to then do my maths, write letters of my success to the pledgers, await the fortune in small coins and write thank you notes*.

 A version of this ritual exists today.

My old school (45 years later and they have their own facebook page)  have finally arrived upon the concept of wheels. My Old SS Bike-a-thon

I wish we'd thought of that.

To think, I had nearly two full days of thinking time and I could have used that time more wisely than just thinking "ow ow ow ow ow".

* To be perfectly honest, I think I probably still owe a few thank you notes. In fact, I probably need to use as my standard "what is your biggest weakness" response to be the sheer immensity of my thank you note list.

Philomath(s)

 I am a girl who loves numbers.

I know that it is not cool, that it has never been cool and is indeed part of what makes me decidedly uncool.

That is okay.  I have never been cool.

Every day these days I juggle numbers.

In my work, I juggle numbers that I do not discuss.  Not because I do not love the work that I do and the people that I work with.  But that is a different world.

There are numbers that I am currently having to subtract from work.

There is a decent balance to withdraw from luckily.  I do not have to weigh the values too harshly. 

Every day it is a vastly a different number that I must start from.  A precise, to the minute number.

I have had to learn that it is approximately 26 minutes from the car leaving garage here to the car park there.  Dependent on factors beyond my control like roadworks or red lights.

Yet I rely on 26 minutes induced stress.  Before I leave, I have to subtract at least 28 (because its a find a mask and a decent walk from the car park) from any of the random numbers I am assigned for that day and aim to leave before that moment.  Or at the very latest that I am to leave.

There is generally a 10 minute process from sanitizing hands, greeting desk ladies and scannning barcode to take a water, take a mentos, take a seat and relax.

There are two rooms in operation.  Both on time states the screen in the reception.

I then get ushered - through this way to a room.  This room has three doors ahead.

The three doors read from left to right:

1. Change Room Three,
2. Change Room One, and 
3. Change Room Two.

Today I got Change Room Two.

I have never had Change Room Two before.

All three change rooms are nearly the same but slightly different.

A cubicle.  A small bench.  A mirror.  Three signs with associated buttons.  A door at either end.

I can lock both doors. I do.

De-mask, drink some water, suck the mentos, change from clothing and underwear to robe.

Drink more water, chew the mentos, put my mask on and leave by the other door.

Take a seat in the runway.

If I am lucky, I get to read half a page of the book I am reading.  (link to Booktopia listing of Live Fearlessly by Dr Emilia Dauway - not a paid gig, just if you wanted to know.  Given my progress, there will be much book left when I finish my treatment.)

 I am called through.  I need to confirm who I am, where I live and what I am doing here.

I de-mask and ascend to become radiant.

Ha.

Without going into details how, my tattoos are aligned, my breathing monitored and a warmed blanket placed between me and the machines.

First, there are two x-rays taken to ensure that I am positioned to within the millimetre.  During each I am to hold my breath for 25 seconds.  It is counted through.  25 seconds.  Then 15.  Then (sometimes) 10.  Then 5 (and one even gives a full countdown from that point.)

Then the bed moves - slightly.  There is always music in the background.

A very eclectic selection.

The machine moves around me and I get counted down - 25 seconds, and when I am ready 25 seconds and then a short one at 10.  I think that truly they are just throwing random numbers at me to soothe, as some they tell me 15 to go but I have counted only 7 and other times my count nearly mimics there own.  

The machine moves around again and I know that we are done with just on half the the first half.  I start to do equations in my head.  How long to go.  How many left.  Are we there yet.

Then I am congratulated for doing so well for the first half and am I up to doing the second.

Of course I am.

 I am realigned and the bed moves for the right this time.

Once they have announced they have left the room, there is always THAT part of my body that says, actually, not 100% okay over here.

Yesterday, my nose suddenly became itchy.  You cannot move with this treatment, let alone scratch your nose.

I start counting down their routine.  There are 8 breath holds to go.  170 seconds.

145 seconds.

120 seconds.

95 seconds. 

70 seconds.

Short one.

Last bit.  Spin the machine.  Don't think about the nose.

35 seconds to go.

10 seconds - 5, 4, 3, 2 and I am done.

I am now 40% done.

Because of another appointment with the nurse after, I did not have enough numbers left after I had taken that away from the end of the day, but most days I return to work when I return home.  See if my numbers are needed.

Today is payday.

It is June.

It is time to get my head around the numbers that I play with but have never really understood.

As long as the numbers on one side sort of look like the numbers on the other I get through another day and count my blessings.

There are those that are living life so they would look at mine and see lack.

And there are others that are living life so they would look at mine and see excess.

And I breathe.