As you know, I receive spam. A lot. In fact, I have a folder of blog fodder called "spamalot" and one day I will use it.
Last night , I received a peach. I don't understand it, but as it is spam, that doesn't matter. I think it is bits of someone's thesis they have used to pad out their links (and if it is your thesis, I am so sorry the bad guys have sullied it).
Do they actually think ANYONE clicks on their links amidst unrelated sentences.
Strike that. Do they actually THINK?
Anyhow, I figure I will do some translation of it to try and make sense - as I don't speak French, this could be interesting. Buckle in?
Aussi, un MiLu est a&f. Printanière. Au consommateur, jeffrey, des jeunes de qualité, émanation de mentalité. Impériale des états-Unis classique de tissus en coton, ShouGan élasticité très confortable aération. La lettre est positive, attirer LOGO broderie khan, également désignés, un mode novateur en tout les sentiments naturels. Par limited inc. et de vêtements en 1992 en tant que sociétés par chlamydia délabrés et étudiants d’importants itinéraires de style.
I think it says - "Aussie, one Mother-in-Law is a spring. If you consume
Jeffrey, exude quality and can think, then you need cotton tissue and
possibly elasticised well aerated underpants. A positive letter, dressed with a lacy pakistani logo, its new head and natural sentiments. With the clothing of 1992, the society had chlamydia and itineraries of style".
So really, spam in French makes a much sense as in English.
I saved myself the hassle of trying out my one year of French (coincidentally in 1992) on the rest of the letter, and put Babelfish to the test. (BTW - do you know where the term "Babelfish" comes from?)
Bien que des dissertations sur les vêtements et sa fonctionnalité sont trouvés à partir du 19ème siècle que les pays colonisateurs traités avec de nouveaux environnements, la recherche scientifique concertée sur les fonctions.
hollister france psycho-sociaux, physiologiques et d'autres vêtements (emblem in the first place normal exemple de keeping, de bewitch) s'est produite dans la première moitié de du 20ème siècle, avec des publications telles que la psychologie Flugel de vêtements en 1930, et de physiologie séminal Newburgh, du règlement de chaleur et La Expertise de vêtements en 1949. En 1968, le domaine de la physiologie de l'environnement avait avancé et élargi de manière significative, mais la branch of appreciation de vêtements
Babelfish:
Although dissertations on clothing and its functionality are found from
the 19th century that the colonizing countries treated with new
environments, scientific research on the function.
Hollister france psychosocial, physiological and d' other clothing
(emblem in the first place normal example of keeping of bewitch) brother
' is produced in the first half of the 20th century, with publications such as psychology Flügel's clothing in 1930, and of
seminal Physiology Newburgh, heat regulation and the Expertise of
clothing in 1949. In 1968, the area of the physiology of how ' environment had advanced
and expanded significantly, but the branch of appreciation of clothing.
So, in the end, I am none the wiser - foreign spam is just the same as our spam.
(For fun, I then set Babelfish on to my profile - on the top right of this post - and put it through
Spanish: Madre, amante, poeta, procrastinater a tiempo parcial, esposa, hija,
hermana, tía, cocinar, limpiador (ha ha ha), programador, escritor.
Aspirantes a sobresalir en todo, pero disfrutando de la vida de
formación es tirar mi camino
French: Mère, amante, poète, procrastinater à temps partiel, femme, fille, sœur,
tante, cuire, nettoyant (a a été), programmeur, écrivain. Aspirant à
Excel dans tous les domaines, mais profiter de la vie de
German: Mutter, Geliebte, Dichter, Teilzeit-Procrastinater, Frau, Tochter,
Schwester, Tante, Cook, Reiniger (war), Programmierer, Schriftsteller.
Anwärter auf Excel in allen Bereichen, sondern das Leben genießen
Italian: Madre, amante, poeta, Procrastinater part-time, moglie, figlia, sorella,
zia, Cook, cleaner (era), programmatore, scrittore. Aspirando a Excel
in tutte le zone, ma la vita di un genio
Japanese: 母、恋人、詩人、非常勤 Procrastinater、妻、娘、姉妹、叔母、クック、クリーナー （時代）、プログラマ、ライター。Excel のすべての領域が天才の生活を目指す
Ukranian: Матері, коханець, поет і неповний робочий день Procrastinater, дружина,
дочка, сестрою, тіткою, Кука, чистіше (ера), програміст і письменник.
Всі райони Excel, спрямованих на життя геніїв
and back to English: The mother, the lover, the poet and part-time Procrastinater, wife,
daughter, sister, aunt, Cook, cleaner (era), a programmer and writer.
All areas, aimed at living geniuses.
That is me - aimed at living geniuses...
