Three people are taking a bull to the zoo. Anyway, they break down and ask a farmer if they can borrow his phone. He says "yes, but you can only send a text and every word is $1". They only had $1 - what word did they type?
Mother, lover, poet, wife, part-time procrastinater, daughter, sister, auntie, cook, cleaner (ha ha ha), programmer, writer... Feminist Pegger. Aspiring to excel at all, but enjoying the training life is throwing my way!
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