Unfortunately this is another post with no pictures.
Or rather, fortunately, this is another post with no pictures.
You see, it all began like this...
Two weeks ago, Paris did not go to Childcare because - well, I have attempted several times to say it nicely, but there aren't many ways to say "she was a snotty nosed kid".
She only (theoretically) goes two days a week, which is V's two days to get some more study under his belt.
I say theoretically, because by being well enough to go to Childcare last week, she was set to bring her attendance rate up to about 50% for the year.
We (especially V) did a little jig last week when she was well enough to attend. Especially V, because he is at crunch time for his study.
Last Wednesday, I went to collect Paris after work. I don't often get this privelege - it is a task that V and 'Salina tend to bags, mainly because I get home late and they are fretting.
However, due to homework and assignments and me getting an early(ish) card, I got the guernsey.
When I got into her room, she was resting and didn't notice me. Her clothes had been changed, and when I grabbed her bag I saw her old clothes were covered in something yellow. She then noticed me and burst into tears, pleading "bap! bap!" (my sole purpose in her life on occasion, I think) so she and I made a fast getaway.
That evening, we noticed that she looked a little sunburned.
The next day we were sure she had been burned a little by the sun, as it only appeared on her arms from where a t-shirt would have covered down, plus a little at the neckline.
The next evening, we changed our home diagnosis to perhaps being wiped down with something she reacted to, as the "sunburn" was getting a little splotchy.
By Friday, I was worried enough to make a doctor's appointment and call the centre for some background on what may have set off an allergic reaction. I was advised that yellow jelly had been the substance on her clothes, and she had been wiped down with wipes. They also mentioned another child had come down with a rash and was going to the doctor as it looked viral.
The doctor advised that the rash wasn't acting like any viral rash (only on arms, top of one leg and the front of the neck) and it was most likely an allergy.
When I told her I was going to my sister's on the weekend, she told me to have fun, don't worry, and the rash should go away.
Saturday, the rash hadn't gone away but it wasn't bothering her and my sister had a Jeanie-shaped hole in her book-keeping.
My sister reminded me that she was allergic to Dettol and had reacted so badly she ended up blistered - and 'lo, it was true that Paris' spots were starting to blister.
By Sunday evening when we arrived back home, the spots were all turning to blisters, and the clear skin on her legs and lower back were turning to spots, and I thought it might be prudent for another visit to the good doctor and a call to the childcare centre for more indepth information about the wipes.
It appears the wipes were a new brand they didn't regularly use - and as we only use fragrance-free ones or chux it was a possibility.
The doctor mentioned words like "mystery" and called in her colleague, who agreed he had never seen anything quite like it.
On our way to get blood tests and swabs, I rang the childcare centre again to tell them there may be a mystery virus and enquire what the other child was diagnosed with - to be told that TWO children had diagnosed rashes in that room - one with Chickenpox, one with Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease. Nice.
So another phone call to my sister to tell her I have potentially exposed her and her family to highly contagious viruses. Yay.
Have I mentioned how loud and piercing Paris' yell can be? Try that in an echo chamber of a pathology room with two women, a large needle and some vials.
Yesterday, the blisters all turned to scabs, the spots all turned to blisters - and other than the discomfort of trying to crawl on blistered knees, she was fairly fine.
Today we went back to the doctor for diagnosis.
We didn't get one.
We DO know she doesn't have Chickenpox OR Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease.
We DO know that she has had an allergic reaction at some point recently.
However - there could still be a virus as this rash isn't a typical allergy rash - but it isn't a typical viral rash either, so we are where we were...
The good news is that Paris is still fairly fine.