Lookee what I found in my mail today!
Yay - it looks like a present... from Trish at My Little Drummer Boys...
Here 'Salina, can you please help me to open it?
No darling, the correct phrasing is "excuse me, minion, but could you please get me my scissors", not "get my scissors, serf!".
Oh look, 'Salina multiskilling - television and helping mother, isn't that great?
Be careful of that multitasking, darling - vital organs at risk!
Thank you Trish - and thanks Lightening for organising such a fun swap!
Oh - and we just found a cute toe ring, and have fought over whose present it fell from. Unfortunately we both ended up ugly stepsisters on the issue, as it is too large for 'Salina's dainties, and too narrow for my uniquely squat toes - but V has just arrive home, and we will try it on him!